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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
OverdueKarma:
Guy climaxes and says "I peed."
maddness:
--- Quote from: ampersandwitch on 08 Feb 2007, 16:05 ---You know, I think doing a screamo scream might scare the shit out of anyone who has just penetrated you/ been penetrated by you. It's like a battlecry, but scarier.
--- End quote ---
I think, if it's a guy, it would be funny if as soon as he's in he starts screaming like he's terrified.
Or like he starts howling in pain and then say something along the lines of "Jesus! What do you have in there? Razor blades?!!"
You could wait until your both really into it, squeeze your eyes shut tight, and then say "Oh, God, mom, you'll always be the best."
Another fun one is to start screaming "No, daddy, no! Please don't!!!"
Andrea:
As soon as the guy dropped his pants the lady squeals in a high pitched tone "Awwwwwwwwwww aint that a cute little bugger" its like the verbal equivalent to being castrated lol.
TheMusicMan:
The biggest buzz-kill I've ever heard of is, "Thanks Granma!"
est:
"Hang on a sec, hon. I think the other girls are finally here"
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