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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
ItsAShameAboutRay:
"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
"Resistance is futile!"
"Don't worry, won't take bit a minute or less."
FireStarter:
"OMG WTF REG PLEASE!!!!"
"Fire in the hole" (at the moment of male climax)
"Safty"
"Touchdown!"
"Hold on I gotta shit"
"Pika Piiii"
"After this, you're cooking dinner right?"
"RAPE!"
"It's ok if I used this condom before right?"
from an inside joke amongst my friends, an old roomate of mine had come out while we were playing DBZ budokai and asked how to put a condom on. The smokers took a quick smoke break so we could laugh outside his room's window.
Or, the time we called another friends room while he was in the middle of his first time and her's as well (she's now his wife so...) and held the phone up to the speakers we had playing James Brown's Sex Machine. When he unplugged the phone and answering machine we moved the speakers to the hallway and continued the play list which included Karma Kamelion Bad Boys, and of course the great classic amazing grace (they are both devote christians)
Stayc:
--- Quote from: FireStarter on 03 Mar 2007, 20:47 ---"It's ok if I used this condom before right?"
--- End quote ---
Is it bad that I have been asked something similar to this before? Haha. Ew, and that makes me shiver at the thought of that. Needless to say that was an interesting encounter. Haha.
Donald Trump a bitch with "You're fired"
Coming Home:
"Was that green stuff there before or after we started getting it on?"
Obaten:
after you insert, (for dudes)
"POW! right in the babymaker!"
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