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ALoveSupreme:
Question:  In this not so hypothetical film, would the president be identified as Reagen or Bush Sr. (I think that would be pretty good), or would it be generic, turns-out-to-be-a-bad-dude-himself type president a la Bill Pullman in Independence Day?

HPPH:
I vote for Reagan sheerly on the basis for using the song "Hey Ronald Reagan" and so the phrase "President Ronnie" could be used over and over again.

Also, I found these links that may be of help/inspiration:
Some guy's Bad Dude's film that seems to fail at capturing the spirit of Bad Dudes but succeeds in capturing the spirit of side scrolling beat'em ups.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OV23uh9XS64

A speed run proving that Bad Dudes is a 20 minute game
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OV23uh9XS64

Another painful fan movie. Some of the CIA agent's actions or interesting. I think the pink sunglasses were a nice touch. It also reminded me, there's no reason the Bad Dudes should be white. MARIO VAN PEEBLES should be a Bad Dude.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SatO0QMlrOs&mode=related&search=

This was probably someone's flash animation at some point. I am more and more convinced that the idea of the musical should be included but perhaps like this movie, at the end and perhaps let the musical run 1/3 of the movie itself.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A8HlgdKXhtk&mode=related&search=

est:
Ok guys, lemme pitch something to you.  The baddest music dudes in the late 80s were Metallica.

The intro music should be the first 1:30 of Battery (fading out quickly as James starts shouting)

The default music in the background whenever anything sinister is unfolding should be different bits of The Call of Ktulu.

The music for the truck boss battle should be Hit the Lights from about 2:52 onward.  I think it's long enough to cover the entire thing.

Jump in the fire 2:00-2:40 should be for the start of the battle in the sewer with the guy who replicates himself.  It pauses for a sec when they beat the single him, then he steps back a sec and says his magic hoodoo and splits into a gazillion dudes and rushes at the dudes the guitar solo from Disposable Heroes starts up (4:26-5:25).

At one point in the movie one of the bad dudes should be just chilling some place waiting for something and playing the first 2:10 of Anaesthesia to show the audience that in addition to punching things he also has a cultured side.

The music in the background when they are gearing up for the final battle should be the guitar solo in Master of Puppets.

The music as they are fighting through the last bit to the big boss should be Seek & Destroy, then No Remorse.

This should blend into the final boss music which should be the bit before the guitar solo in Ride the lightning from about 2:30 through the solo up to about 4:20 at which point it'll stop for a sec for one of the bad dudes to comb back his hair.  It'll resume with the guitar solo in The shortest straw from about 3:45 until 4:25 where the boss will kick one of the bad dudes off the helicopter and the other bad dude will jump and catch him and they'll be hanging on by one arm.  They'll vault up onto the helicopter skids again and the solo will continue from 4:26 until 4:40, whereupon they will both be pushed back at once, then strike a mean pose.  Then the solo from Dyer's Eve (3:38-4:24) will strike up.  The fight will end with the solo from One from about 5:46 to 6:55.

The music in the background when the boss dude is dead and they are making sure the President is safe should be selected non-vocal portions of ...and Justice for all, like the intro up to about 1:50, then skip to 5:05 for the solo until about 5:56, then fade out to them standing in front of the White House with the President and jump ahead to 6:24 for the intro refrain, at which point the President should be handing our intrepid bad dudes medals of Honor or some shit like that and they'll just be looking at each other all like "FUCK YEAH, WE'RE FUCKING BAD DUDES!"  There should be a crowd cheering, holding babies and waving American flags.  Two gorgeous women will run up and throw their arms around the bad dudes and they'll give each other the baddest, manliest high five ever captured on screen.

Freeze frame, roll credits.

End credits music: Orion

HPPH:
Well, I'd dispute that with Slayer as to baddest music but I think Metallica is too... serious for a movie about two Bad Dudes.

öde:
There is nothing more serious than a movie about two dudes. Not a movie about one bad dude, or thee+ bad dudes.

The soundtrack should be composed compeltely of guitar solos.

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