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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Gridgm:
--- Quote from: Iron_Fist on 17 Jul 2007, 04:14 ---How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb... NONE! FEMINISTS CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING!
--- End quote ---
CardinalFang:
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The fish!
Gridgm, I don't think all of us deserve a seizure because of Iron Fist's 'joke'. Couldn't you PM him that or something?
Gridgm:
well to be honest with you it is a bad joke in itself...it jsut happened to coincide with his joke
Cartilage Head:
What is the worst joke ever?
The one about fucking babies.
pen:
a string walks down the street and goes into a bar for a drink.
Bartender: Are you a string?
String: Yessir.
Bartender: We don't serve strings here! Get out!
So the string leaves and comes back the next day. Again, the bartender told the string to get lost and not to come back again. The poor string, now suffering from... well, not being hammered... gets an idea! He ties himself up and gets a brush and starts going crazy brushing himself all over. He then walks into the bar. The bartender eyes him warily.
Bartender: Hmmm.... are you a string.
String: I'm a frayed knot.
/end joke
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