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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD

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Iron_Fist:

--- Quote from: CardinalFang on 17 Jul 2007, 04:28 ---Gridgm, I don't think all of us deserve a seizure because of Iron Fist's 'joke'. Couldn't you PM him that or something?

--- End quote ---
Well I thought it was funny.

Gridgm:
exactly this is mean to be for REALLY BAD JOKES

StaedlerMars:
A guy walks into a bar...

ouch.

That is all.

Aimless:

--- Quote from: mooface on 17 Jul 2007, 02:37 ---Q what is brown and sticky?
A  a stick!
--- End quote ---

This is one of my stock jokes for making grumpy girls get over it and smile!

Along with:

"Why did the tomato blush? Because she saw the salad dressing!"

and

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? DAM!"

Aaaand of course, "A priest, a rabbi and a bishop walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'What is this, some kinda joke?!'" :o

tragic_pizza:
Duck walks into a convenience store, asks the guy behind the counter, "You got any grapes?" The guy says, "no," and the duck walks out.
Five minutes later, the duck walks back into the convenience store, asks the guy behind the counter, "You got any grapes?" The guy says, "Uh, NO!" and the duck walks out.
Five minutes later, the duck walks back into the convenience store, asks the guy behind the counter, "You got any grapes?" The guy says, "I SAID NO, and if you come back in here again and ask me about grapes I am gonna NAIL YOUR WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!" and the duck walks out.
Five minutes later, the duck walks back into the convenience store, asks the guy behind the counter, "You got any nails?" The guy says, "NO!" and the duck asks, "You got any grapes?."

/end joke

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