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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Inlander:
I'm pretty sure I've told both these jokes here before, but I guess with all the new people around they could stand to be retold.
Q: How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They don't change it, they wait until it burns out then follow it around the country.
Q: How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, I left during the interval.
--- Quote from: tommydski on 17 Jul 2007, 05:20 ---You Have Cum In Your Hair and Your Dick Is Hanging Out
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Tommy, do you know if this is this where Will Oldham got the title for the song of that name from?
CardinalFang:
--- Quote from: Gridgm on 17 Jul 2007, 04:48 ---exactly this is mean to be for REALLY BAD JOKES
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What did you say? I was busy having a seizure.
chocolate_octopus:
A motorway walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. soon after a small strip of tarmac walks in, the motorway jums behind the bar & hides behind the barman, the barman turns to him and says, "What's the matter, you're a great big motorway and he's only a little bit of tarmac?". The motorway says to the barman, " you don't understand, he's a cyclepath!"
0bsessions:
Q: How many DragonballZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but it takes about eight episodes to do it.
Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: No eye deer
Q:What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: Still no eye deer
Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs and no genitalia?
A: Still no fucking eye deer
Two mental patients escape from a psychiatric ward together via the roof. They come to the edge of the roof, but find the next building is too far away to make the jump. One patient turns to the other and says:
"Okay, I'll shine the flashlight across and you walk across the beam, then I'll toss it over to you, so I can cross."
The other mental patient says, "What do you think, I'm nuts? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway across!"
(Special thanks to Alan Moore for that one)
Pretty much everything I've got left is just ridiculously offensive.
camelpimp:
A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar.
They leave with a deeper understanding of the universe and new friendships.
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