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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Slick:
MaiAda, that is ridiculously unsettling. RIDICULOUSLY!
In my lecture just now, a guy told me the "what's brown and sticky?" joke for the first time and I loved it, I loved it so much I thought "hey, I should go make a thread about silly jokes on the forums". Then I show up and THE VERY THREAD IS ALREADY HERE!
So:
A seal walks into a club.
What do a monkey and a bicycle have in common?
They both have wheels! Except for the monkey.
Will:
ANATOMY JOKE!
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a garden hose?
A: Oh, there's a Vas Deferens
Q: What do you call a woman flying an airplane?
A: The pilot, you damned sexist pig!
Inlander:
Oh! I remembered my other favourite one that I've told lots of times before.
Three statisticians go deer hunting. They spot a deer: the first statistician shoots and misses to the left; the second shoots and misses to the right. The third punches the air and shouts triumphantly: "We got it!"
IronOxide:
An A, C, and an E walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve minors here."
So the C leaves and the A and the E share a fifth.
DoubleAW:
Music joke! Nice.
I have a whole stash of bad jokes... You all used most of them. :/
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