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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Scarychips:
There's a gay guy and a monkey in a bar
One order a banana split and the other a cocktail
There's 2 potatoes in a furnace, the first one says: "Man, It's hot in here". The second one shout: "Oh my god, a talking potato"
I think it's the best bad jokes I can come up with
Ozymandias:
What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name!
mooface:
i am a philosophy nerd so i am going to tell a bunch of philosophy jokes now!
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, "Using every applicable thing you've learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST."
So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn't exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.
Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades...and to the amazement of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.
His answer to the question: "What chair?"
An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The theoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway."
Renee Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "What'll it be? The usual?" Descartes replies "I don't think-"
...and disappears.
Emaline:
Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?
because she's a woman.
supersheep:
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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