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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Ozymandias:
Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
TheBoredOne:
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
CookedHaggis:
--- Quote from: Ozymandias on 20 Jul 2007, 14:58 ---Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
--- End quote ---
Two nuts are walking down the strasse. One ov zem was assaulted....peanut.
Also,
Three tomaytoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomayto, a momma tomayto, and a little baby tomayto. Baby tomayto starts lagging behind. Poppa tomayto gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.
Caiphana:
That last one's from Pulp Fiction.
Good flick.
Blue Kitty:
Vanilla ice is holding a seminar on teamwork in portugal! guess what it is called?
Stop! Collaborate! In Lisbon.
What did the robber shout at his victims while holding up a wet t-shirt contest?
"No sodden moves"
What do you call it when a famous, middle-aged physicist marries a hot grad student?
An entropy wife
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