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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
mberan42:
Way to completely copy the 7/20/07 Diesel Sweeties comic. Comic #1800. Yeah, I read it too.
jhocking:
delete delete o my kingdom for delete
Peet:
Dude walks into the dentist and asks "Can you help me, I keep thinking I'm a moth". The dentist seems confused by this and wonders why the dude came to him when there is a psychiatrist right across the street. Why did you come to me when there is a psychiatrist right across the street?", he asks.
The man replies "Your light was on."
HeyBickley:
What, no talking muffins?
Another one that doesn't really work as well in text, but is a favorite:
A man and his giraffe walk into a bar. They sit down and the man orders a couple of drinks. The bartender is curious, but he's seen tons of weird stuff in his life working at a bar, so he obliges. The man and the giraffe both drink for a few hours, until the man gets up, pays his tab, and heads out the door. The giraffe goes to stand, but in a drunken stupor, falls flat on his face in the floor.
The bartender, not wanting to start a zoo, calls out, "HEY! You can't just leave that lyin' there!"
The man pokes his head back in the door, looks at the ground, and shrugs. "That's not a lion."
ZJGent:
A man is feeling knackered after a stressful day at work. In fact, he works at a very high-stress company, and it is making him feel pretty ill. He comes home and tries to relax, but as soon as he has got comfortable, there is a knock at the door. He goes to answer it, and standing in front of him is a SIX FOOT FUCKING ANT.
The oversized ant punches him in the stomach, and runs off.
The next day the man is feeling even more awful after work, and again he tries to relax when he finally gets home. But suddenly, there is a knock at the door. Feeling wary, the man edges open the door, when SMACK, the six foot ant is there, kicks open the door, knees him in the balls, and runs off.
By now the man is seriously ill, he is getting no sleep, and is plagued by this six-foot fucking ant knocking on his door and beating the shit into him. He can't tell the police, either - I mean, they wouldn't believe it. So anyway - the ant comes around, again, after the man has finished work, and this time, it belts him around the head. It runs off again. The man feels fucking awful, and, worrying he may have concussion, calls a doctor out. The doctor listens patiently to all the poor bloke's woes and strife over the past few days, and after a short pause, he says:
"Yes... didn't you know? There's a nasty bug going around."
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(continuation past the point of 'really bad', to 'awful')
Later, the big ant was found beating up a chip shop owner and was arrested for assault.
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