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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD

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Abattur:
Roseanne Barr naked.

Blue Kitty:
that isn't a joke, that is a crime against nature



and yes I admit it, I stole those jokes.  I.......feel so ashamed  :cry:

DoubleAW:
My mind is scarred forever. Thank you, Abattur.

ChaoticEvil:
A guy walks into a bar. He sets a talking frog on the counter. The frog asks the bartender if they have any grapes. The bartender says "No".
The frog asks the bartender if they have any pears. The bartender says "No".
The frog asks the bartender if they have any apples. The bartender says "No".
The frog asks the bartender if they have any bananas. The bartender says "No".
The frog asks the bartender if they have any watermelons. The bartender says "No".
The frog asks the bartender if they have any peaches. The bartender says "No".
The frog asks the bartender if they have any oranges. The bartender says "No".
The frog asks the bartender if they have any fruit at all. The bartender replies "The Aristocrats!"

Peet:
Duck walks into a bar. "Quack" he says, "do you have any bread?"
The barman replies no, he just has beer and the normal bar snack kind of things.
"Quack" the duck says, "do you have any bread?"
No, repeats the barman, he has only peanuts, pork scratchings and the like.
"Quack" the duck says, "do you have any bread?"
The barman, now very annoyed, says again that he just has beer and bar snacks, no bread.
"Quack" the duck says, "do you have any bread?"
The barman is furious by now and says "If you ask me that once more I'm going to nail your beak to the bar"
"Quack" the duck says, "do you have any nails?"
The barman replies in the negative.

"Quack" the duck says, "do you have any bread?"

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