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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD

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mfpole:
ahh
im pretty new here
but i can think of really stupid jokes sometimes

why can 50 cent be an elf?


because he can't wrap!!


what did the butt say to the doctor?

i have ASSthma!

the second one works better when told out loud


CookedHaggis:
Bad in more than one way I guess:


What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.


Why don't tampons speak to sanitary towels?

Because they are all stuck up c****.


Thy Dungeonman:
How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

CookedHaggis:
How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.  But the lighbulb has to want to change.

Gurkburk:

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