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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Mellow D:
'I was walking down the main street yesterday, pulling a string.
and the mayor came up to me
and he asked
"Why are you pulling that string?"
and i replied:
"Have you ever tried pushing one?"'
Caiphana:
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Blue Kitty:
a man ran up to me the other day screaming his head off. I asked him what was the problem. He SCREAMED, "It's All Around Me, IT'S ALL AROUND ME!!!" I asked him what was all around him, to which he replied, "My belt"
A friend of mine ran up to me the very same day looking distressed. He grabbed my shoulders, shoke me, and asked me to help him with his squirrel problem. I asked him what was wrong with him and squirrels, to which he told me, "They think I'm nuts"
Chrasstor:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
It's funny because it's true harharhar :lol:
yelley:
why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
it was too tired.
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