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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
TheBoredOne:
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar!
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a parking lot!
Why is it so cool at a baseball game?
All the fans!
Peet:
I heard about a magic tractor that went down a road and turned into a field.
Elizzybeth:
He who runs in front of the car is tired. He who runs behind the car is exhausted.
flyingpenguin:
Every time you ask why a chicken crossed the road, A CHICKEN IS STRUCK BY AN AUTOMOBILE. This is a serious issue.
Peet:
A pirate walked into a bar once (I saw it) with a huge ship's wheel sticking out the front of his trousers. The barman was confused - we all were - and asked him what the wheel was doing in his crotch.
"Yarharr", the Pirate replied, "I don't know."
"But it's driving me nuts."
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