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TrekkieTechie:
Confucious say, "If you rape a prostitute, is it not also shoplifting?"*

*Best results when read in pseudo-Asian accent.

TheFuriousWombat:
My gf told me this one:

Q: Why was it so hard for the giraffe to apologize?

A: Because it took him a long time to swallow his pride

Ba-dum Chh

Hairy Joe Bob:

--- Quote from: Astaldo on 27 Jul 2007, 17:21 ---VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS

--- End quote ---


--- Quote from: Reeves & Mortimer ---"WE ASK THE QUESTIONS!

NOW. We're going to start with a little explosion!

WHEN YOU go for a drive in the country, do you like to have a nice, relaxing POOOO."
--- End quote ---

Emaline:
Dear Bad Jokes Thread,

One drunken night, my friends and I all laid on the floor. I told them as many of the jokes I could remember from this thread. They all thought they were great, and that I was cool for knowing some awesome jokes.


Thanks for making me cool, Bad Jokes thread. Thanks.

Take care,
Emaline

camelpimp:
I told a lot of these jokes to my sister and her boyfriend. He said, "Are these jokes written by Christians or what?"

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