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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD

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Valrus:
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
"Art."

What about a guy with no arms or legs lying in front of the door?
"Matt."

How about if he's in a lake?
"Bob."

If he's in some bushes?
"Russell."

And, for bonus points:
META JOKE!

So this duck walks into a bar, hops up onto a bar stool, and says to the bartender, "You got any bread?" Then the guy in the barstool next to the duck turns and nails the duck's feet to the bar.

The guy's friend says, "Boy, Superman, you sure are an asshole when you're drunk."

TheFuriousWombat:
A duck walks into a store and asks the storekeeper, "Do you have any grapes?"
The storekeeper says, "No" so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back and asks the storekeeper, "Do you have any grapes?"
The storekeeper says, "No" so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes in again and asks the storekeeper, "Do you have any grapes?'
The storekeeper, irate at this point, says, "No and if you ask that again I'm going to staple your beak shut" so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck returns and asks the storkeeper, "Do you have any staples?"
The storekeeper says, "No" so the duck says, "Do you have any grapes?"

Eris:
Hasn't that joke been said about three times now?

jhocking:
A duck walks into a store and asks the storekeeper, "Do you have any grapes?"
The storekeeper says, "No" so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back and asks the storekeeper, "Do you have any grapes?"
The storekeeper says, "No" so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes in again and asks the storekeeper, "Do you have any grapes?'
The storekeeper, irate at this point, says, "No and if you ask that again I'm going to staple your beak shut" so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck returns and asks the storkeeper, "Do you have any staples?"
The storekeeper says, "No" so the duck says, "Do you have any grapes?"

Lazer:
How do you hide an elephant on a pool table?

Paint it's toenails green.

Wanna know why it works?

I dunno really, but I bet you've never seen an elephant on a pool table before have you?

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