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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
HFrankenstein:
Have you heard about the guy who had white urine?
No one could ever tell whether he was coming or going.
Why did the vodka bottle refuse to wear makeup?
Because it was always Smirnoff.
mooface:
My favorite Spanish joke:
Q. que haces el pato?
A. nada!
My favorite Italian joke:
Totti sta andando a caccia con suo amico nel safari. Al improvviso vedono un leone! Totti spara due volte pero non becca il leone.
"Cilecca! Cilecca!" Grido' il amico di Totti.
"Ma che ci lecca?!" Risponde Totti. "Questo chi mangia!!"
Blue Kitty:
what did the equation say when it was simplified?
drats, FOILED again
vegkitkat:
A Hydrogen (H) atom walks up to a Helium (He) atom.
H: Help! Someone stole my electron!
He: Are you sure?
H: I'm positive!
OH, the laughs I've had off that one. There were many.
Stryc9Fuego:
--- Quote from: Runs_With_Scissors on 17 Jul 2007, 02:45 ---Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white cat falls in the mud
End of joke
Wasn't it funny?
No, seriously, someone told me this joke... I might have actually laughed at some point
--- End quote ---
That reminds me of this one:
Want to hear a dirty joke? Billy fell in the mud.
How about a clean one? He took a bath with bubbles.
And another dirty one? Bubbles was a girl.
...so this is where old jokes go to die. It's like Florida for humor.
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