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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
philharmonic:
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the Squirrel.
Divide by Zero:
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
A: Dead.
There once was a man from Belgrave,
Kept a dead prostitute in a cave
She was cold as all Hell,
And, oh God, the smell!
But think of the money he saved!
Q: What's worse than a dead baby in a tree?
A: Ten dead babies in a tree.
Q: What's worse than ten dead babies in a tree?
A: One dead baby in ten trees.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
A: One's fun to smash with a hammer, the other's a watermelon.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: You take off your boots before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: The seven-year-old in my trunk.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
A: You don't cum on an apple before you eat it.
Blue Kitty:
I thought we agreed on no dead baby jokes
Q: How do you know policemen are strong?
A: Because they can hold up traffic.
Emaline:
yeah, dead baby jokes creep me out.
E. Spaceman:
--- Quote from: mooface on 08 Aug 2007, 13:21 ---My favorite Spanish joke:
Q. que haces el pato?
A. nada!
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