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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Runs_With_Scissors:
My brother and my dad and I were at the lake one time. And we saw this sign that said 'WEAR A LIFE VEST! kids don't float'. So of course my brother, says 'BUT DEAD BABIES DO'. He got in trouble. Lots of trouble.
Jimmy the Squid:
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
Oh wait, this is The Really Bad Jokes Thread. I thought it was the tasteless jokes thread. My bad.
Yakob:
How many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
...Wanna go ride bikes?
Wolf:
How do you make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
in case he got a hole in one.
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
what do you call a cow with only two legs?
lean ground beef
Runs_With_Scissors:
--- Quote from: JimmytheSquid on 02 Sep 2007, 17:29 ---Oh wait, this is The Really Bad Jokes Thread. I thought it was the tasteless jokes thread. My bad.
--- End quote ---
It's a little bit of both
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