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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Liz:
--- Quote from: supersheep on 02 Sep 2007, 15:26 ---Knock knock
Who's there?
The Gestapo
The Gestapo who?
VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
--- End quote ---
I love it. Thank you.
melmenetkwe:
Q: What's fuzzy and pink?
A: Pink fuzz!!
Lamest joke ever eh?
thegreatbuddha:
A Russian is staggering home from the bar one night when he finds a lamp on the roadside. Rubbing it off a little bit, he is surprised to see a genie pop out. "I will grant you one wish," says the genie. The Russian replies, "I wish my urine was the finest vodka ever made." The genie nods his head and says "Done."
When the man gets home, he pisses in a glass and smells it. Taking a sip, he is surprised to discover that it is the bestvodka he ever had in his life. After that day, every time he comes home, he tells his wife to fetch 2 glasses, and they drink vodka.
One day, the man comes home and tells his wife to fetch only one glass. Perplexed, she asks why. He replies, "Tonight my dear, you drink from the bottle."
supersheep:
--- Quote from: Misconception on 02 Sep 2007, 19:58 ---
--- Quote from: supersheep on 02 Sep 2007, 15:26 ---Knock knock
Who's there?
The Gestapo
The Gestapo who?
VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
--- End quote ---
I love it. Thank you.
--- End quote ---
The best thing was the first time I told this joke - my friends started laughing after I said "The Gestapo."
Liz:
I keep forgetting to tell it to people. Perhaps today will be the day.
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