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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
pilsner:
--- Quote from: supersheep on 03 Sep 2007, 04:50 ---
--- Quote from: Misconception on 02 Sep 2007, 19:58 ---
--- Quote from: supersheep on 02 Sep 2007, 15:26 ---Knock knock
Who's there?
The Gestapo
The Gestapo who?
VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
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I love it. Thank you.
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The best thing was the first time I told this joke - my friends started laughing after I said "The Gestapo."
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The thread title said "Really Bad Jokes". It did not say "Super Awesome Jokes". Please stay on topic.
Also: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson.
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.
And Michael Jackson
. . .
molests little children.
Cartilage Head:
A thief stole many pieces from the Louvre Museum. Later the police find him in his van on the side of the road, stopped. They ask him, "How could you be so stupid?"
He says to the police officer "No, Monsieur, zis is why I stole ze paintings in ze first place! I needed Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh! I figured I had nothing Tolouse!
bujiatang:
GAHHHH!
muteKi:
--- Quote from: chocolate_octopus on 17 Jul 2007, 06:30 ---A motorway walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. soon after a small strip of tarmac walks in, the motorway jums behind the bar & hides behind the barman, the barman turns to him and says, "What's the matter, you're a great big motorway and he's only a little bit of tarmac?". The motorway says to the barman, " you don't understand, he's a cyclepath!"
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I'll tell a joke actually yet to be posted here!
Guy walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm. Says to the bartender, "The usual for me, and one for the road."
But, man, I've been feeling really bizarre today. Pity I'm not actually in the Middle East.
Peet:
A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of beer and a mop.
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