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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
MuckThatGuy:
So a family of potatoes are sitting down to dinner.
There is a father potato : :police:
and three daughter potatoes : :| : (the eldest) :roll: (the middle) :laugh: (the youngest).
The father notices that his eldest daughter appears to be malcontent. He asks her:
:police: Hun, what's wrong? You're just playing with your food.
:| Dad, I'm worried that I'll never find a good 'tater to marry.
:police: That's foolish. Of course you will. What kind of 'tater are you looking to marry?
:| *...sigh* I guess I would want to marry an Idaho potato.
:police: Ahhh, yes. Them'r good 'taters. Yep... good 'taters come from there.
The father saw this as an opportunity to include the rest of the family into the conversation. He then asked his middle daughter:
:police: Now how about you? What kind of 'tater would you like to marry?
:roll: I dunno dad. I guess I'd like to marry a sweet 'tater.
:police: That's nice! Them'r good 'taters too!
Even though the father knew that the youngest daughter was far too young to really understand the conversation, he thought that it would be fun to include her as well.
:police: What about you, little one? What kind of 'tater would you like to grow up to marry?
:laugh: hehehe.. I'd wanna marry Dan Rather!
:police: [perplexed] ... b..but hun. Dan Rather is just a commentater.
*insert sad trombone scale, here.*
Yakob:
I'm pretty sure you mean a muted trumpet, not a trombone
Edit: what a lame way to hit 200
MuckThatGuy:
--- Quote from: Yakob on 10 Sep 2007, 11:35 ---I'm pretty sure you mean a muted trumpet, not a trombone
Edit: what a lame way to hit 200
--- End quote ---
In my sound library, the sample is called "sad trombone".
I might be wrong, however.
Jimmy the Squid:
--- Quote from: öde on 10 Sep 2007, 09:51 ---
--- Quote from: JimmytheSquid on 02 Sep 2007, 17:29 ---What's the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
--- End quote ---
Doesn't really work with the hyphen, does it?
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Well as with most jokes it's meant to be spoken. Also, shut up!
carnivoracious:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?
A stick.
Ahh cha cha cha.
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