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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Cartilage Head:
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pool?
Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in front of a door?
Matt.
ElRodente:
how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
put it in the microwave until it's bill withers.
0bsessions:
Hey, did you guys see Helen Keller's new doll house?
...no?
Neither did she.
clockworkjames:
What's the difference between a pile of dead hookers and a ferrari...
I don't have a ferrari in my driveway.
I know alot of dead baby jokes too but... I don't want everyone to know I am a dick.
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint and a steak pie, The barman says
"Holy shit a talking duck!"
The duck says
"Yeah, I am working on the building site across the street, I will be in here every lunch time".
The barman gets the ducks order, this haoppens monday to friday for a week or two.
The circus comes to town and the circus ring master comes into the bar at night for a pint, the barman strikes up a conversation,
"been a long day?"
"Yeah, it is getting harder and harder to get new exciting acts"
"Hey, I know of a talking duck! I could arrange a meeting if you want... for a nominal fee of course"
"Wow, a talking duck? Sure!"
They chat away for an hour or two until closing, The next day the duck comes in for lunch and the barman says
"Hey, I got a sweet gig for you, How would you like to work in the circus!"
The duck looks puzzled and says
"A circus? like the big canvas tent?"
The barman says
"Yeah! Wouldn't that be great!"
The duck stays quiet, thinking for a moment before replying
"What the fuck would they want with a bricklayer?"
*rimshot*
What do you get if you cross bruce lee and jackie chan?
Your ass kicked.
Blue Kitty:
french exitentialists make the worst doctors
"Doctor, doctor, I have been striken blind!!"
"Meh, such is life"
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