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Ryszardthebored1:
Why do they call it menopause? Because "mad cow disease" was already taken

Confucius say: "he who eats crackers in bed feel crummy in the morning"
Confucius say: "he who walks around with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"

How did the quadriplegic get up the hill? He didn't

How does a crazy person get out of the forest? He takes the psycho-path

Blue Kitty:
what's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

any one can chop beef, but no one can pea soup

öde:
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?


Ten-ish.

Stryc9Fuego:
Another for those terrible Confuscious jokes above:
"He who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok"

Patrick:
Did you hear about the guy who died after he fell asleep in his garage with his car motor running?

Poor bastard must've been exhausted.

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