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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Stryc9Fuego:
--- Quote from: Orbert on 02 Oct 2007, 10:30 ---You're lost in the desert and run into Santa Claus, an out-of-tune bagpiper, and an in-tune bagpiper, who each tell you to go a different direction. Which one do you listen to?
Answer: The out-of-tune bagpiper. The others are obviously hallucinations.
--- End quote ---
Originally I didn't intend this question to be a bad joke, but it ended up that way in my head.
How do you tune a bagpipe?
Incinerate the piece of shit, and grab an instrument that doesn't look and sound like a sack of angry cats.
carnivoracious:
What's the difference between a Scottsman and a member of the Rolling Stones?
The Stones say "Hey you, get off my cloud."
Scottsmen say "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe."
Why do bagpipers march when they play?
It's harder to hit a moving target.
oblivion:
--- Quote from: carnivoracious on 03 Oct 2007, 08:23 ---
Why do bagpipers march when they play?
It's harder to hit a moving target.
--- End quote ---
I've always heard that one as, "They're trying to get away from the sound."
Q) What's worn under a Scot's kilt?
A) Nothing. Every thing is in perfect working order.
Q) Why do Scots wear kilts?
A) Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Patrick:
What's black and blue all over?
A black man wearing a blue suit. Fucking duh.
Peet:
What is the fastest thing on land?
Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
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