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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Stryc9Fuego:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 13 Apr 2009, 05:00 ---Your MOM is an impenetrable joke.
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Well, it would be tough to get through the urn.
:cry:
Man, that comment is a meta-example of a really bad joke. It fits the thread in a much better way than anything else so far. Full marks!
Of course, now we both feel uncomfortable.
btw, that's not a joke up there, she seriously is deceased and cremated. it's a beautiful marble urn that i hug whenever i get a chance.
Cartilage Head:
A cheeseburger walked into a pub and asked for three pints of Guiness, two halves of stout, and a double brandy. "Out!", yelled the barman, "I've told you before, we don't serve food."
Dollface:
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."
'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?" "I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out."
"That makes sense," remarks the barkeep... "And, what about your best friend?"
"I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad Dog"
Patrick:
--- Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 13 Apr 2009, 11:16 ---btw, that's not a joke up there, she seriously is deceased and cremated. it's a beautiful marble urn that i hug whenever i get a chance.
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That really sucks. But man I would have a great one for you if that were not the case. Since it is, though, my apologies. Here is a pretty decent one on another topic.
So a boy in early-1900s New York goes to a confessional and talks to the priest, describing how he had slept with a less than reputable girl. The priest says, "Oh little Giovanni Leone, is that you?" to which the boy replies, "Yes, Father, it is."
The priest then asks the boy, "Well, then, son, who was this poor girl, so I may also pray for her forgiveness?" and the boy responds, "I cannot say, Father, for her protection."
Father Leone, however, being a man of great faith and perseverance, keeps asking. "Was it "Giusi Luciano?"
"I cannot say, Father."
"Was it Maria Ferrelli?"
"I cannot say, Father."
"I admire you, son, for being so tight-lipped, but I must know. Was it Julia Caravaggio?"
"I will not say, Father!"
So the priest gives up, telling the boy he cannot be an altar server for another 4 weeks.
As the boy walks out, his friend asks him, "So what did you get?"
He replies, "Four weeks' vacation and 3 good leads."
Stryc9Fuego:
It's all good, you couldn't have known, and that joke does not belong on this thread. Too good. Thanks for the laugh.
(One of these days I gotta update my sig to accomodate your name change)
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