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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
el_loco_avs:
So, like, there's three strings outside a bar, and they're thirsty for beer. But there's a sign there that says they don't serve strings.
"Fuck it" the first string says and he goes inside and orders a beer.
"Are you a string?" asks the Bartender. The string says he is and is promptly escorted outside.
Second string also gives it a try but to the same result.
But then the third piece of string rolls on the ground and ties himself up and messes himself up before going in. He orders a beer and the bartender asks him: "Are you a string?"
Answers the string: "'fraid not"
mbb:
I read the whole thread...because I love bad jokes. And repeated some to friends, who temporarily blocked me on AIM...Anyhow, the most annoying thing about this thread are the repeats.
Some version of that string joke has been told about 5 times.
Knock Knock. Who's there? "Gestapo." About ten.
And a stick is brown and sticky.
BeoPuppy:
A cat is sitting out on a field somewhere. He suddenly spots a nice fat bird over by a tree some way in the distance. Since the cat is extremely hungry it decides to slowly and carefully sneak to the tree and from there drop down unto the bird. The cat makes its way over to the tree, climbs it, looks at the bird and jumps out of the tree, missing the bird and ending up in a deep pool of water, right next to where the bird was.
The morale of this story?
The greater the desire, the wetter the pussy.
Dollface:
How do you make cat sound funny.
Freeze the cat and use buzzsaw to cut it half.
good better best bested:
what does Yoko Ono have in common with Ethiopeans?
they both live off of dead Beatles.
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