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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Orbert:
An old man goes into a bar, the first time he's been there in years. The old jukebox is still there, but instead of Country music, it's mostly full of other stuff. After several minutes, he finally drops some money in and picks a song. Johnny Cash starts playing over the speakers. The bartender walks over, reaches behind the jukebox and flips a switch or something, and the jukebox stops and resets.
The old man was on his way back to his seat and didn't see this happen; he just figures the jukebox screwed up, so he picks another song. Willie Nelson starts playing. The bartender again walks over and cuts it off.
This time the old man sees it and is bummed. He asks the bartender what the deal is. The bartender just looks at him, then points to a sign on the wall next to the jukebox: "No Country for Old Men".
mberan42:
Werner Heisenberg was driving down the autobahn when we was pulled over by a policeman.
"Do you know how fast you were going back there?" the policeman asked, sternly.
"No," Heisenberg replied, "but I know where I am."
SirJuggles:
Man this thread is the greatest thing for late-night study sessions.
To contribute, this joke had me in stitches when I first heard it:
Q: What do you get when a bird flies into a fan?
A: Shredded Tweet!
(note: I was not old enough to dress myself when I first heard that joke)
Jace:
You heard that joke as late as 2 weeks ago?
SirJuggles:
Like a cameraman during a moneyshot...
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