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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
BeoPuppy:
Woman walks into a supermarket and in the produce section she asks an employee:'Do you have any broccoli?' Employee searches and can't find it and informs her:'No, madame, at this time, we don't have any Broccoli'. Woman leaves. About an hour later the same woman returns and asks the same employee:'Do you have any broccoli?' Again, the man has to answer in the negative. Woman leaves. About an hour later, the same woman, the same man:'Do you have any broccoli?' This time, the employee interrupts her;'Madam, we'll come to your question in a moment, but first I'd like to enlist your help with a little problem I have. Could you spell the word 'bus' for me as in 'bus stop'? The woman, slightly baffled spells:'B-U-S'. 'Now', the man asks, 'could you spell cat as in 'cat flap'? The woman spells: 'C-A-T'. 'Éxcellent', says the man, 'now, final question: can you spell 'fuck' as in broccoli?' The woman thinks and says:'but, but, but ... there is no fuck in broccoli'. 'That's right', says the man 'THERE IS NO FUCKING BROCCOLI'.
jeph:
A man walks in to a bar.
At first glance he barely registers as someone to be noted- of average height, average size, hairstyle and couture in keeping with modern norms. No particular expression blemishes or enhances his face; neither does he look peculiarly deadpan. This is all determined within a half-second of observation. In other circumstances, perhaps his banality might be a matter of interest; in this case it passes unnoticed. He is an utterly unremarkable man.
The man seats himself at the bar, and with a blank look that simultaneously acknowledges and dismisses every pair of eyes in the room, says:
"My butt is full of poops."
MrBlu:
Good morning, Jeph.
What do you call a white man running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call a black man running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call a Mexican running down a hill?
Jailbreak.
öde:
MrBlu:
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