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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD

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0bsessions:

--- Quote from: Emaline on 17 Jul 2007, 09:24 ---Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?
because she's a woman.

--- End quote ---

Did you see Helen Keller's new doll house?
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...Neither did she.

Kylos:
Q: WHat's white and can't climb trees?
A: A fridge!

Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms!

Q: How do you find a rabbit in long grass?
A: Make a noise like a carrot.

Q: What's green and flies?
A: SUPER PICKLE!

Yeah... i have more.

Orbert:
Two idiots are driving a truck out in the middle of nowhere. They come to a bridge and there's a sign that says

WARNING - LOW BRIDGE
NO TRUCKS OVER 12 FEET

One looks at the other and says "How tall did you say this truck is?"
The other says "12 feet 5 inches."
The first one looks around and gets a sly look on his face. "I don't see no cops, do you?"

Oli:

--- Quote from: mooface on 17 Jul 2007, 09:16 ---Renee Descartes walks into a bar.  The bartender asks him, "What'll it be?  The usual?"  Descartes replies "I don't think-"
...and disappears.

--- End quote ---

o/

Johnny C:

--- Quote from: tommydski on 17 Jul 2007, 06:09 ---It is an old joke but the version I heard before ends in the punchline "You hum it, I'll play it".

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The version I heard had the pianist describing the act to the manager, rather than naming the songs to the audience.

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