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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
0bsessions:
--- Quote from: Emaline on 17 Jul 2007, 09:24 ---Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?
because she's a woman.
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Did you see Helen Keller's new doll house?
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...Neither did she.
Kylos:
Q: WHat's white and can't climb trees?
A: A fridge!
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms!
Q: How do you find a rabbit in long grass?
A: Make a noise like a carrot.
Q: What's green and flies?
A: SUPER PICKLE!
Yeah... i have more.
Orbert:
Two idiots are driving a truck out in the middle of nowhere. They come to a bridge and there's a sign that says
WARNING - LOW BRIDGE
NO TRUCKS OVER 12 FEET
One looks at the other and says "How tall did you say this truck is?"
The other says "12 feet 5 inches."
The first one looks around and gets a sly look on his face. "I don't see no cops, do you?"
Oli:
--- Quote from: mooface on 17 Jul 2007, 09:16 ---Renee Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "What'll it be? The usual?" Descartes replies "I don't think-"
...and disappears.
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o/
Johnny C:
--- Quote from: tommydski on 17 Jul 2007, 06:09 ---It is an old joke but the version I heard before ends in the punchline "You hum it, I'll play it".
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The version I heard had the pianist describing the act to the manager, rather than naming the songs to the audience.
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