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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
mooface:
--- Quote from: Oli on 17 Jul 2007, 14:08 ---
--- Quote from: mooface on 17 Jul 2007, 09:16 ---Renee Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "What'll it be? The usual?" Descartes replies "I don't think-"
...and disappears.
--- End quote ---
o/
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\o
it's one of my favorite jokes of all time.
ruyi:
--- Quote from: IronOxide on 17 Jul 2007, 08:17 ---An A, C, and an E walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve minors here."
So the C leaves and the A and the E share a fifth.
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i told a variation of this one time. alternative ending: the A and E turn to the C and say, "quick, look sharp!"
CookedHaggis:
A family walk into a talent agency. Before they can do anything, the agent asks, "what are you called?". The father replies "The Aristocrats".
Orbert:
I like that version better than the original. I finally read The Aristocrats and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever read, and I'm not even sure why it's supposed to be funny.
CookedHaggis:
You read it? Isn't the whole point of the aristocrats jokes that it's more or less made up on the spot to include the vilest things that spring to mind?
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