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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
J-cob9000:
Why did the tomato turn even redder?
Because it saw the Italian dressing and blushed.
Vern LaVey:
While showing off his new apartment to his mates late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied.
"How does it work?" said the mate.
"Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fucks sake, you asshole, it's 2 in the morning!!"
Orbert:
That joke goes really well with your avatar.
Will:
Ok, time for one of my favorite straight-edge jokes!
Q: How many straight edge kids does it take to finish off a case of beer?
A: Only one, provided no other edge kids are there to see him do it.
Dollface:
Knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
stop crying.
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