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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
pwhodges:
<insert obligatory groan here>
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
.
.
.
.
One!
Zingoleb:
How many drummers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Ten, one to change it, and nine to comment on how much better John Bonham would have done it.
How many lead singers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
One, he just holds the lightbulb and lets the world revolve around him to screw it in.
Dollface:
This toiletpaper is just like Clint Eastwood:
- Itīs rough
- Itīs tough
- And it wonīt take no shit
pwhodges:
The Archbishop of Canterbury, George Bush, the Pope and a schoolboy are in a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom: "We're in trouble and the plane is going to crash - but I'm sorry to say there are only three parachutes between you. You'll have to choose amongst yourselves!"
The Archbishop says " I am the leader of the world's Anglicans!" and jumps.
George Bush says "I am the leader of the free world!" and jumps.
The Pope starts saying "I am...", but the shoolboy interrupts: "It's OK - George took my school bag!"
StaedlerMars:
--- Quote from: Dollface on 05 May 2009, 23:34 --- This toiletpaper is just like Clint Eastwood:
- Itīs rough
- Itīs tough
- And it wonīt take no shit
--- End quote ---
Hehe
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