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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Masterbainter:
--- Quote from: pwhodges on 05 May 2009, 23:46 ---The Archbishop of Canterbury, George Bush, the Pope and a schoolboy are in a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom: "We're in trouble and the plane is going to crash - but I'm sorry to say there are only three parachutes between you. You'll have to choose amongst yourselves!"
The Archbishop says " I am the leader of the world's Anglicans!" and jumps.
George Bush says "I am the leader of the free world!" and jumps.
The Pope starts saying "I am...", but the shoolboy interrupts: "It's OK - George took my school bag!"
--- End quote ---
Murdered the original version of this joke.. but guess that's why it's in this thread.
Dollface:
in new zealand men are men and the sheeps are nervous.
Zingoleb:
A man walks into a bar.
He says, "Ow."
schimmy:
People once said that there'd be a black president when pigs fly.
Now look: 100 days in and swine flew.
Siibillam-Law:
That's not a joke that's a fuckin PROPHECY man!
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