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Zingoleb:
An Irishman walks past a bar...
Wait, this is the jokes thread, not the fairytale thread
rynne:
Oh, that reminds me of this Irish bar joke:
An Irishman moves to New York City. Once settled in, he finds the nearest bar and orders four shots of whiskey. The bartender fills four shot glasses and gives them to the Irishman, who downs all four in quick succession. The next day, the Irishman goes to the same bar, orders four more shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Hey, if you're gonna drink them all at once, I can just give you one glass." The Irishman replies, "No, thanks. One's for myself and the others are for the three brothers I left back home."
And so it goes. Every day the Irishman comes in, and every day the bartender has four shots of whiskey waiting. Then one day, the Irishman drinks three shots, and with a sigh pushes the remaining glass back across the bar, his face hung down in an expression of mourning. The bartender, realizing something's amiss, comes over and in a hushed voice says, "I'm sorry, what's happened to your brother?"
The Irishman looks up and says, "Oh, my brothers are fine. But my doctor tells me I have to stop drinking."
Siibillam-Law:
That was actually quite funny
Boudicca:
The reason hitting below the belt is not counted in sabre is that it could cause brain damage.
Q: How many foil fencers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Not as many as it takes to change a heavy bulb.
A fencing salle may be the only place you'll ever hear one man ask another: "Will you zip me up?"
supersheep:
--- Quote from: Zingoleb on 09 May 2009, 12:22 ---An Irishman walks past a bar...
Wait, this is the jokes thread, not the fairytale thread
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this joke is the best at following the thread title
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