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Stryc9Fuego:
I notice there were no jokes about epee fencing, probably because that's enough of a joke in it's own right.

Yayniall:

--- Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 10 May 2009, 15:02 ---I notice there were no jokes about epee fencing, probably because that's enough of a joke in it's own right.

--- End quote ---

I thought about taking up fencing, but then I thought what's the point?

JD:
What do you get when you mix a analyst with a therapist?

A analrapist

Coward:
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Yayniall:
A limo driver picks up the Pope from the airport.
The pope has a request:
"In Vatican I am never allowed to drive cars. Could you let me drive?"
The driver thinks that that's not such a good idea, after all it's his job to drive the pope and bring him to his destination safely, the driver fears he could lose his job over this.
The pope insists and promises a really high tip, so the driver gives in. He sits in the back and the pope drives.
And how he drives! 150 km/h inside the city.
"Your holyness, please drive slower!"
But it's too late! The police stops them.
The driver (sitting in the back) fears for his driving licence.
The police officer looks into the car, goes back to his car and calls his boss.
"I have stopped someone with 150 km/h inside the city."
"Well, why do you call me, just arrest him."
"I think he might be really important."
"Really important? I don't care, 150 km/h in the city, he could have killed someone, he must be out of his mind, arrest him!"
"I think he might be really really important."
"Well, who is it?"
"I am not sure, but his driver is the pope."

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