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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Chad K.:
If you watch Jaws backwards it's a movie about a shark who keeps throwing people up until they have to open a beach.
Blue Kitty:
What's the difference between an elephant and a bed post?
Quite a lot actually.
Dollface:
Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
A: 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door.
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A: 1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert giraffe. 4. Close door.
Q: The king of the jungle, the lion, decided to have a party. He invited every animal in the jungle, but one didn't come. Which one?
A: The giraffe, because it was stuck in the fridge.
Q: Two explorers attempt to cross a crocodile-infested stream. How do they manage to get across?
A: They just wade across. The crocodiles are at the lion's party.
pwhodges:
Original version:
Q: How do you get four elephants into a mini [the car]?
A: Two in the front and two in the back.
Q: How do you get four giraffes into a mini?
A: You can't - it's full of elephants!
pwhodges:
Time for Elephant jokes!
Q: How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
A: Stands on a leaf and waits for autumn.
Q: How does an Elephant hide?
A: Paints the bottom of his feet yellow and floats upside-down in a bowl of custard.
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