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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
pwhodges:
Broken limericks:
There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When they said it was so,
He replied, "Yes, I know,
But I always try to fit as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can."
There was a young man of St Bees,
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp.
When they asked "Does it hurt?"
He replied "No it doesn't,
But I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet!"
Barmymoo:
How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
Open the door and push really hard.
How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
Take the elephant out first, silly.
The lion calls a meeting of all the animals. Which one doesn't come?
The giraffe. He's still stuck in the fridge.
You have to cross a shark- and pirhana-infested river with no bridge, no boat and no rope. How do you get across alive?
Just swim. The sharks and pirhanas will be at the lion's meeting.
schimmy:
a man walks into a bar with a pet monkey. I've forgotten the rest of the joke, but your mum is a whore.
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Zingoleb:
--- Quote from: Vern LaVey on 31 May 2009, 13:37 ---I'm thinking the threads getting too long or everyone needs to read it from the beginning. Seeing a lot of double posts now, most of these were bad enough the first time :-P
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Bad jokes?
In a thread about bad jokes?
SKANDALOZE
LTK:
--- Quote from: pwhodges on 30 May 2009, 00:34 ---Time for Elephant jokes!
Q: How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
A: Stands on a leaf and waits for autumn.
Q: How does an Elephant hide?
A: Paints the bottom of his feet yellow and floats upside-down in a bowl of custard.
Your turn...
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That's not how you tell and elephant joke!
Q: Why does an elephant have yellow footsoles?
A: So that he can hide by floating upside-down in a bowl of custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant float upside down in a bowl of custard? No? Then he's well hidden!
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