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Ozymandias:
There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were always quite stable
Every full moon
She's pull out a spoon
And drink herself under the table

fozmo:
A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail with the most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
With the headline "Small Medium at Large"

There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink,
as you'd possibly think;
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczinsky must surely have known --
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
Of the possible ways to be blown

There once was a small juicy orange,
...fuck.

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Yakob:

pwhodges:
You left off the pop-up.

BeoPuppy:
Yayniall ... you're doing it wrong. Most of those aren't bad at all!

In fact .. I was amused.

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