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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Liz:
--- Quote from: Emaline on 17 Jul 2007, 22:12 ---Oh man, guess what I heard.
Sheep, I'm a sheep herder.
--- End quote ---
You are my hero.
supersheep:
This is the best one from that Uncyclopedia article:
Daughter blows her dad
while mother rimjobs son.
The Aristocrats!
YAY HAIKU.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get back up again?
Because she had no legs.
Why would no-one help her?
Because she had no friends.
What did she get for Christmas?
Cancer.
philosopherqueen:
Mooface, I think I'm in love with you.
Supersheep, can I have the recipe for your sig please?
Sorry, no jokes here... I am terrible at remembering jokes when I need em.
Elizzybeth:
So this man walks into a talent agency with his dog and says to the agent, "My dog can talk." The agent raises an eyebrow and says, "Prove it."
The man turns to his dog and says, "Okay. What's on top of a house?"
The dog goes, "Roof! Roof!"
The agent shakes his head, so the man tries again. "What does sandpaper feel like?"
"Rough! Rough!"
The agent rolls his eyes and gets up from his desk to show them the door. The man says quickly, "Wait! Just one more, please! Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog goes, "Ruth! Ruth!" and the talent agent kicks them both out.
As they're walking home, the dog turns to the man and says, "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio."
Ozymandias:
Did you hear Willie Nelson got run over?
He was playing on the road again.
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