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0bsessions:
Wasn't that dog one the plot of an old Warner Bros. cartoon?

Either way, both were wrong, the correct answer is Williams.

TheBoredOne:
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a pitcher of beer and a mop.


Two cows are in a field, grazing.
One cow says to the other, "So, are you worried about mad cow disease?"
The other says, "No, why should I? I'm a helicopter."

CookedHaggis:
Two cows are in a field, grazing.
One cow says to the other, "moo"
The other says, "Funny, I was going to say that."

CardinalFang:
1: Knock Knock

2:Who's there?

1:Interrupting cow

2:Interrupting c...

1:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Emaline:
That cow one reminds me of something my friend used to do. She'd dial random numbers(or sometimes even friends) and as soon as the person answered, she'd just moo(one big long moo, like for 5 minutes or so), and then just hang up.  Most people just laughed, but I think it pissed quite a few off.

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