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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
imapiratearg:
--- Quote from: godinpants on 17 Jul 2007, 03:55 ---A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel down the front of his pants, and the bartender says "whats with the wheel?"
The pirate says "Argh, it's drivin' me nuts"
(Somewhere I have a bootleg of Ben Folds singing this joke)
--- End quote ---
I absolutely MUST hear this.
TrekkieTechie:
Three men walked into a bar.
There were no survivors.
thegreatbuddha:
Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
A: You'd run away too if your name was WAAAHWAAAAHWAAAHWAAAH
Jesus walks into a bar. You think being the earthly vessel of the all-powerful, one true God, he would have ducked.
Liz:
Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
- They all have phones.
How do you describe the average cannibal?
- A guy with a wife and ate children.
Hunter:
This one is kind of hard to do over the internet but here I go:
How do you get an elephant into the subway?
How?
You take the s out of sub and the f out of way.
There is no f in way.
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