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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Faker:
--- Quote from: öde on 18 Jul 2007, 06:37 ---Three men walk into a bar and quip jokes by Bill Bailey.
--- End quote ---
I admit the joke was neither bad nor mine, but felt it had to be put out there. So in a continuing bout of plagarism...
Three blind mice go into a pub. However, they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitataive.
0bsessions:
A Yankees fan, a Cubs fan and a Red Sox fan stumble across a genie. The genie tells them he will grant each one wish if they are willing to be whipped.
The Yankees fans says he's willing to take five lashes to see the Yankees win the World Series.
The Cubs fan says he's willing to take ten lashes to see the Cubs win the World Series.
The Red Sox fans says he's willing to take a hundred lashes to see the Yankees fan strapped to his back for them.
SusurrusIgnoramus:
i know i'm new here, and i normally don't post in new communities the day i join, but i couldn't resist posting this joke... keep in mind, it's really REALLY bad. my boss found it hillarious, and of course i "laughed".
a marine comes back from iraq and is interviewed by none other than chealsea clinton. he regales her with all his battle stories, and at the end, she says:
"Wow. You're really brave! You must not be afraid of anything!"
to which he replies: "Actually, I'm afraid of three things."
"What're they?" she asks.
"Osama, Obama, Yo' Mama."
... ugh... sorry :roll:
ruyi:
oh huh. i was confused for a moment when you said you were new but then i realized your avatar is the same as chupones's. in anycase, i don't think he's using it anymore, but welcome!
SusurrusIgnoramus:
thanks for the welcome... i'm disapointed someone else has my avatar, though. i just found it yesterday. i thought i was all original! :lol:
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