EDIT:This proved to be longer than I imagined it would be.
An elderly woman walks into a bank and tells the clerk that she wants to open an account, but won't deal with anyone but the President of the bank. The clerk tells the woman that he can open the account, but the woman insists on seeing the President. The clerk informs the President, and not being one to turn away a customer he meets with the woman. When it comes time to make the initial deposit the President asks her how much she would like to deposit. She picks up a bag full of money that she was carrying with her and says that she would deposit that money.
The President then asks the woman, "How did you get all this money?"
She responds with, " I am a businesswoman. I take risks, and profit. Speaking of risks, how would you like to make a bet?"
"We are very careful with money at this bank," replies the President.
The woman dismisses his protest, and says "Nonsense, you are a businessman. I bet you $500,000 dollars that your balls are square. I will return tomorrow at eleven o'clock, and we can settle this wager."
The President goes home, and is slightly disturbed by the happenings of the day. He's standing in front of the mirror looking at himself saying ," They are not squre. Are they?"
He goes to work the next day, and eleven o'clock rolls around. The elderly lady shows up, but with a very distinguished looking gentlemen. The President asks the woman who this man is.
"He is here to make sure that everything is legitimate, now drop your pants," she says.
So the lady starts fiddling with them. This is all very disturbing for the President, but what really grabs his attention is that the gentlemen that accompanied the woman is now banging his head against the wall.
The woman then stands up and says, "Well, they aren't square. You win the bet."
The man is still banging his head against the wall at this point and the President asks the woman, "Why is he banging his head against the wall?"
"I bet him one million dollars that I could get your balls in my hand before noon today," she responds.