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Thriller or November Rain?

"Thriller" - Michael Jackson
- 10 (90.9%)
"November Rain" - Guns N' Roses
- 1 (9.1%)

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Greatest Music Video Ever
« on: 25 Jul 2007, 22:11 »



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No other candidates are accepted. Sorry.

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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #1 on: 26 Jul 2007, 08:43 »

Neither of those is by any stretch of the imagination the greatest anything ever.

Especially not Guns and Roses.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #2 on: 27 Jul 2007, 06:04 »

You're just jealous!

Oh, and this feels appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #3 on: 27 Jul 2007, 08:12 »

The November Rain video is balls. ARGH NO IT'S RAINING FFUUUUUCK *destroys a shitload of cake*

They should've just stuck with 7 minutes of Slash playing a magic guitar on a cliff because hey, Slash.

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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #4 on: 27 Jul 2007, 08:21 »

I never understood that. WHY does he jump through the damn cake? There's literally no reason for it.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #5 on: 27 Jul 2007, 08:24 »

He jumps through the cake because he has to do so. It is an expression of his emotion.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #6 on: 27 Jul 2007, 08:25 »

I never understood that. WHY does he jump through the damn cake? There's literally no reason for it.

Maybe he's diabetic and he suddenly snaps and is all FUCK YOU GUYS IF I CAN'T HAVE CAKE NO ONE CAN.

Or maybe everyone involved in the making of the video was fucked on heroin 24/7 during the recording process, who knows.

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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #7 on: 27 Jul 2007, 08:26 »

He jumps through the cake because he has to do so. It is an expression of his emotion.

By God, it's true! I too have felt the emotion that requires me to jump not just onto, but through a cake!
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #8 on: 27 Jul 2007, 08:47 »

We've been through this before.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #9 on: 27 Jul 2007, 09:19 »

November Rain is just about the most ridiculous amount of filler ever produced for the showcasing of a single guitar solo. I've never been able to remember anything from that song except the end and am surprised every time at the (rather insulting) existence of the first seven minutes of it.

That said, I will repeat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstella_5555:_The_5tory_of_the_5ecret_5tar_5ystem

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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #10 on: 27 Jul 2007, 09:51 »

The best music video ever is the one Replacements video where it's just a picture of a stereo and then at the end the guy kicks the speakers in or something.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #11 on: 27 Jul 2007, 10:42 »

Dude,
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #12 on: 27 Jul 2007, 10:59 »

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« Reply #13 on: 27 Jul 2007, 11:29 »

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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #14 on: 27 Jul 2007, 11:48 »

Seriously, I really like it.

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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #15 on: 27 Jul 2007, 13:35 »

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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #16 on: 27 Jul 2007, 14:09 »

Second! Now that we have solved this mystery, this thread can have its title changed to "The 'Breakin the Law' Animated Gif Thread" mods, if you'd be so kind.



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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #17 on: 27 Jul 2007, 14:24 »

I retract my previous statements and third 'Breakin' the Law'.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #18 on: 27 Jul 2007, 20:36 »

Pushover.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #19 on: 27 Jul 2007, 20:53 »



i can't stop laughing

someone call a doctor please this isn't a joke
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #20 on: 27 Jul 2007, 21:26 »

Smooth Criminal > Thriller, in my opinion.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #21 on: 27 Jul 2007, 23:04 »

If we all rock hard enough we can all open bank safes. But what if there are zombie Michael Jacksons?
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #22 on: 27 Jul 2007, 23:18 »

Its obvious they have been trained by Steve Harris on how to use a guitar as a gun, jeez.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #23 on: 28 Jul 2007, 17:33 »

That said, I will repeat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstella_5555:_The_5tory_of_the_5ecret_5tar_5ystem

The Daft Punk movie is the only worthwhile anime ever.

I'm not going to bite my tongue this time: you are god damn idiot if you think the Daft Punk video is the only worthwhile anime ever.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #24 on: 28 Jul 2007, 18:10 »

One of the better animated videos was Pearl Jam "Do The Evolution." You have all this war, and chaos and some really powerful images. Hm... I guess you could say that Peter Gabriel could fall into this category too, what with his Claymation Revolution from the 80s era MTV days.
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Re: Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #25 on: 28 Jul 2007, 19:17 »

That said, I will repeat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstella_5555:_The_5tory_of_the_5ecret_5tar_5ystem

The Daft Punk movie is the only worthwhile anime ever.

I'm not going to bite my tongue this time: you are god damn idiot if you think the Daft Punk video is the only worthwhile anime ever.

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