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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #200 on: 31 Oct 2007, 13:11 »

At this point in the game, we need progress.  We can't just let the mafia members pick up off one by one.  So, while I'm not completely convinced of Buddha's guilt, we need to stop this scourge.  Guilty
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #201 on: 31 Oct 2007, 13:48 »

Because it's a new page:

Guilty - 3 4
Not Guilty - 1
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #202 on: 31 Oct 2007, 14:04 »

Well, I did kind of accuse him on a counter-accusational whim, but I guess even if he's not mafia that means we'll be more likely to hit mafia next time around, just by the numbers? I suppose that's progress.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #203 on: 31 Oct 2007, 14:54 »

I gave my reasoning already.

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #204 on: 31 Oct 2007, 14:55 »

Guilty.

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #205 on: 31 Oct 2007, 15:46 »

Guilty!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #206 on: 31 Oct 2007, 20:58 »

Buddha, you are hereby executed by firing squad for the death of Blue Kitty.

Town, take some sleeping pills or something and roles, well, take some pills after you PM me. Or something.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #207 on: 01 Nov 2007, 16:00 »

It was a bright and sunny day in Nowheresville, be it a little on the chilly side. Two friends were walking to the local coffee shop when they were suddenly stopped in their tracks about 10 yards away from the entrance. Out of nowhere, a car had zoomed down the street into the front window of the coffee shop, where luckily, no one was sitting at the time. The few workers and customers inside of the store at the time only suffered a few broken bones and scratches, but it wasn't so lucky for the driver. IronOxide died on impact, due to a faulty airbag and lack of seatbelt. Police discovered later that the break lines had been cut and now suspect foul play.

Get to it, town.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #208 on: 01 Nov 2007, 16:10 »

Tyler only voted guilty on the last one after we already had enough people sure for the execution.  Seems to me as though that's exactly the sort of move a mafia member would make to try and avoid suspicion.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #209 on: 01 Nov 2007, 16:13 »

That logic seems pretty good to me.

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #210 on: 01 Nov 2007, 19:13 »

Vote Tyler
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #211 on: 01 Nov 2007, 19:24 »

All I gotta say about this is "Lolwut."  It was you who was beseeching for progress - it sounds like a mafia member would really want these hangings to hurry up.  I don't believe a second of you condemning Tyler - he didn't do a single suspicious thing all round.
Yeah, I'm talking to you, Dark Flame.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #212 on: 01 Nov 2007, 19:31 »

Tyler - 3
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #213 on: 01 Nov 2007, 19:36 »

Let's be reasonable here, amper.  Both of us voted Buddha as guilty.  Both of us did so at a time when our votes mattered as to determining his guilt.  In calling me guilty now, wouldn't that mean that you'd be wrong about Buddha's guilt?  To kill both of us seems fairly contradictory, especially one after the other, just like that.  Tyler's vote came later, at a time when Buddha was already condemned.  Seems like an effort to save face, ward off an impression of guilt, to me.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #214 on: 01 Nov 2007, 21:33 »

Dark Flame accuses often. I just follow the masses.

Also, I voted when I checked the forums. Didnt really count up fors and againsts. So pft.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #215 on: 01 Nov 2007, 23:58 »

Dark Flame

you're too goddamn sure in your accusations, boy. it's mighty suspicious.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #216 on: 02 Nov 2007, 02:37 »

Well I don't know, how come we haven't heard anything about the inspector or the doctor? Did we kill them by accident or something?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #217 on: 02 Nov 2007, 05:12 »

That's what I've been wondering! Either the mafia got them, we haven't accused them, or they forgot they could admit their role as an attempt to dissuade us from voting for them. Also- sheriff person, if you are still alive, haven't you found ANY mafia yet?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #218 on: 02 Nov 2007, 06:48 »

It's the bottom of the 5th and we're 3-3, Tyler vs. Dark Flame. Both sides of the field are at each other's throats. Who will be defeated and who will remain innocent?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #219 on: 02 Nov 2007, 06:57 »

Fuck you all, I don't like what's going on here one bit.

Kat, if we've both not voted we can totally sway this thing if we go together. This is tough, though. Who hasn't been considered?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #220 on: 02 Nov 2007, 11:44 »

Dark Flame.  I mean, just even the name sounds menacing!  I fear for my life, people!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #221 on: 02 Nov 2007, 11:52 »

Let's not be rash now, do we really need more deaths in this town?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #222 on: 02 Nov 2007, 11:57 »

I happen to be in the business of preventing deaths, but I would like to keep my town mafia-free, if at all possible.  If this means getting rid of those who are murdering innocent people, I am all for it. 
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #223 on: 02 Nov 2007, 12:03 »

Fine. Dark Flame
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #224 on: 02 Nov 2007, 12:04 »

Well, I guess my vote isn't needed then.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #225 on: 02 Nov 2007, 12:12 »

I assure you of my innocence.  My interest here is as much in the prevention of deaths as your own.  Our population is slowly dwindling, and we need to take action.  I've been saddened by the deaths, as I'm sure all of you have, and now, at this point, we must use logic to try and deduce who is behind these things.  All I want right now, is to see the town safe.

If I need to try and defend myself with logic, I give you this.  Mafia members would no doubt try and vote along the same lines, in order to ensure that a townsperson is killed, no?  In the previous round of voting, I was alone in accusing Tyler.  Were I mafia, wouldn't others have supported me?  I suppose it's possible that the accusations so far have been accurate, and I'm the only mafia member left, but I assure you, this is not the case.

But, as I said, action needs to be taken.  And, if you must kill me in innoncence, I suppose I can at least take solace that you are not sitting around idle.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #226 on: 02 Nov 2007, 12:18 »

Not guilty.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #227 on: 02 Nov 2007, 12:40 »

Shoot. I think he's the detective.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #228 on: 02 Nov 2007, 12:43 »

I'm not going to take undue credit though.  Not the detective.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #229 on: 02 Nov 2007, 12:45 »

And so humble!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #230 on: 02 Nov 2007, 13:19 »

Oo oo me pick me pick me!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #231 on: 02 Nov 2007, 16:54 »

3 not guilty's! If you can get 2 more out of the jury, you are a free man.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #232 on: 02 Nov 2007, 17:06 »

I've spoken my piece.  I'll trust them to choose the choice they wish to make.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #233 on: 02 Nov 2007, 23:51 »

Dark Flame makes a good point. Not Guilty
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #234 on: 03 Nov 2007, 00:47 »

Not guilty man.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #235 on: 03 Nov 2007, 14:52 »

Dark Flame is found not guilty. Town, off to bed. Roles, you know what to do.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #236 on: 03 Nov 2007, 22:55 »

Guys you suck.


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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #237 on: 05 Nov 2007, 06:58 »

Sorry about the delay, but I was preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

This morning was a very dreary morning for the people of Nowheresville. There was a protest outside of City Hall about all the murders that have been going on and how almost everyone being accused was being let go. The people wanted some action, some justice. But amidst the yelling at the town mayor and judge, someone blast an air horn, silencing everyone. On the top of the roof of a building across the street from town hall, a few figures were seen holding up a tied up body - it was the mafia and their next victim. They gloated over the town's idiocy and decided to celebrate their so far immunity, by killing in braod daylight. The building was tall enough and the victim had the unlikelyhood of landing on a stop sign, that the victim's body was cut in half. This afternoon will be a funeral for the town's favorite Tyler.

Town, for the love of good things, get your vengeance!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #238 on: 05 Nov 2007, 08:50 »

In the last two cases, one townsperson was quick to accuse Tyler- was quick to try to get him killed. Both attempts were unsuccessful, and now Tyler has been gruesomely murdered in front of all of us.

It was you, wasn't it Dark_Flame?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #239 on: 05 Nov 2007, 09:05 »

What gives? I trusted you.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #240 on: 05 Nov 2007, 09:07 »

Trusted who? Me?

Hurr so confused...
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #241 on: 05 Nov 2007, 09:13 »

Joseph. I trusted Joseph. I want to keep trusting him, but this is fishy.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #242 on: 05 Nov 2007, 09:14 »

(I think he was talking to me?)

I really hope I don't come across as the sort of person who would be that obvious in who I would kill, were I a mafia member.  All I can say is that I'm sorry that I was wrong in my accusations these past rounds.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #243 on: 05 Nov 2007, 09:50 »

Please tell me that's your name and I didn't remember it incorrectly. Man I'd feel bad if we had to lynch you and I forgot your name.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #244 on: 05 Nov 2007, 10:00 »

If there's one thing I've learned from years of playing Mafia in real life, it's to expect the unexpected.

(Cliche, but true. I once played where the narrator herself was mafia- needless to say, we all died.)
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #245 on: 05 Nov 2007, 11:57 »

No, you got it right Slick.  The bit in brackets was directed towards Kat.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #246 on: 05 Nov 2007, 12:23 »

I vote ampersandwitch.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #247 on: 05 Nov 2007, 14:44 »


I vote ampersandwitch.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #248 on: 05 Nov 2007, 14:56 »

Dark Flame - 1
ampersandwitch - 2
Misconception - 1

Note: This is the last round to have 5 agree, since we're down to 10 people. Next round it will drop to 4, then 3, and so on.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #249 on: 05 Nov 2007, 15:07 »

Hey, guys, what's up.
I can't really appropriately defend myself, as there has been no reasoning for my accusations.
This just isn't fair.
Vote Misconception, again.  I think we might have been onto something before.
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