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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1000 on: 09 Jan 2009, 03:00 »

So, Hair Thread, is my new(ish) haircut a good one?





It's the first haircut I've gotten that I actually like, but I'm afraid it might be a little long in the back.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1001 on: 09 Jan 2009, 03:05 »

Yes. It's awesome. I dig that kind of hair on dudes! (And ladies.) Put some product in it (wax or matt paste probably) to get the piecey parts to really stand out and you have an excellent hairdo.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1002 on: 09 Jan 2009, 03:11 »

If you're nice to me, you can call me Eric.
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« Reply #1003 on: 09 Jan 2009, 08:48 »

I like this guy already.

(also your haircut is wonderful).
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1004 on: 09 Jan 2009, 13:51 »

Cire you didn't happen to play Puzzle Pirates did you?

P.S. Your hair looks really good.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1005 on: 09 Jan 2009, 15:10 »

I'm in need of a haircut, and I have no idea what sort of thing I should go for.  I got one really great haircut at the beginning of last summer, but then the place went out of business and everytime I try to describe it to a barber or stylist, they never get it right.  So here's where I'm at right now:



So does anyone have any ideas as to styles n' such?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1006 on: 09 Jan 2009, 16:05 »

I like this guy already.

(also your haircut is wonderful).

Liz he is 15.

Just a friendly reminder!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1007 on: 09 Jan 2009, 16:28 »

Sean I never said I wanted to do him. Jeez.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1008 on: 09 Jan 2009, 16:34 »

I can honestly say I've never heard of Puzzle Pirates.  Should I?

I'll be legal in 9 days, haha.  Well, in Arkansas I will be.  (I'm joking, but I will be legal here.)

P.S.  I'm posting in this thread way too much.
P.S.S.  Thanks everyone!
PISSSS,  Someone give ImRonBurgundy? hair advice, people. I'm not that pretty.
« Last Edit: 10 Jan 2009, 17:25 by Cire27 »
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« Reply #1009 on: 10 Jan 2009, 13:51 »

ATTN Pretty Boy!

Watch your pretty boy parts in these waters.
There are predators.
(And I am not talking about sharks.)

Your hair is cool.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1011 on: 11 Jan 2009, 19:06 »

Alright man the idea is I don't know what people I don't know think about my hair or if my hair fits the shape of my face.

This is basically a shorter version of it now:



Ideas/suggestions?  I like to keep things low maintenance.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1012 on: 12 Jan 2009, 01:19 »

my advice is to lose the center part. looks like your hair is pretty straight, maybe try going for the look that our new friend eric has? i agree with lunchy, i like that hair on guys a lot.

dear hair thread,

my hair is getting too long to wear down, that awkward length where it sits on my shoulders all wonky. and it is kind of blah and lifeless. ideas please?
[img width= height=]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/makinbananapancakes/Picture3-1.png[/img]
i can dry it straight with minimal effort, but my hair has a lot of wave to it. i am thinking of trying something different. maybe an angled cut? maybe some crazy weird color? i don't know. needs to be work appropriate/professional though.

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1013 on: 12 Jan 2009, 04:04 »

Bacon? Is that you?

Sorry Mr Dimmukane, but you look extraordinarily like a friend of mine named Bacon. In regards to what to do with the hair to keep it low rent? The current look is fine, it actually does fit the face very well, possibly lose the sideburn's, but otherwise no improvement required.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1014 on: 12 Jan 2009, 05:21 »

Dear Yelley,

How much wave exactly is there? Because if there's a decent amount I think it'd be pretty to cut it to chin-length, add a bunch of layers and let the waves be. Also I think I'm starting to grow too much like Dolly Parton because your hair as is looks really pretty, but if you added a ton of volume to the top it would look a little bit more cute. Not like ridiculous volume like you're in the 80's, but stick some volumizing mousse in and blow dry the top of your hair at least upside down.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1015 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:01 »

Yelley, I love the cut you have in your avatar. It is spunky and cute! Do that maybe?

Cire, nah, I just failed to realize that you might not be the only person on the internet with your screen name.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1016 on: 12 Jan 2009, 12:53 »

So guys I got a haircut and it perhaps a bit shorter than I would have liked but frankly it was annoying me. Also recently I forgot to shave and then went home for a bit without a razor and basically I am thinking maybe I should go for a short hair/beard combo as a temporary measure? I think this is the only way I would consider growing a beard again, but I'm not sure if I should at all. Here is a photo of me with the hair cut and some stubble and the cold glazed stare of a murderer:



Thoughts?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1017 on: 12 Jan 2009, 13:04 »

Yes.

Dicky,
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1018 on: 12 Jan 2009, 13:05 »

Seconded.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1019 on: 12 Jan 2009, 13:25 »

Thirded;)
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« Reply #1020 on: 12 Jan 2009, 13:49 »

Jens is just jealous because he cannot grow proper facial hair to woo the ladies with.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1021 on: 12 Jan 2009, 13:51 »

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but what is a "dicky"? The only thing I can think of is a dickie bow.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1022 on: 12 Jan 2009, 13:56 »

I'm a Dicky. It's all about me.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1023 on: 12 Jan 2009, 14:34 »

Hypothetical Beard,

Beards have looked really good to me lately and I'm not sure why.  It might be an evolutionary measure to find the warmest male specimen in this freezing New England weather.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1024 on: 12 Jan 2009, 14:45 »

If my father's genes ever kick in I will be beardtastic.  Also, a dirty hippy.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1025 on: 12 Jan 2009, 16:03 »

Richard you look great man.

I would suggest using some product to give it more volume and spike it up a little? The fringe plastered to your forehead makes you look like a 12 year old.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1026 on: 12 Jan 2009, 16:06 »

Richard you look great man.
you look like a 12 year old.

what are you saying
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1027 on: 12 Jan 2009, 16:11 »

He looks great but he needs some product to avoid a lame fringe?
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« Reply #1028 on: 12 Jan 2009, 16:13 »

Hah, I know what you mean. That photo was taken the day I got it cut, and I had washed it afterwards as the product the hairdresser used was not my favourite thing. Since then I've been using product to at least lift the fringe away from my forehead a bit.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1029 on: 12 Jan 2009, 17:01 »

If you leave it without you can comb it like Kenneth's!
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« Reply #1030 on: 12 Jan 2009, 17:01 »

Also, should I go for a beard or keep the goatee?  I'm not losing it, because it gives my jaw a little more definition.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1031 on: 12 Jan 2009, 17:02 »

Beard it up.
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« Reply #1032 on: 12 Jan 2009, 17:08 »

If you leave it without you can comb it like Kenneth's!

I don't think it's quite long enough yet! :(
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« Reply #1033 on: 12 Jan 2009, 23:12 »

SO, I'm pretty much pissed.  I get a digital camera for christmas and get all super psyched up about using it.  Then I find this thread and the one day I think of posting pictures I CAN'T FIND MY CAMERA

OH WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO TECHNOLOGY GOD!?!?! WHY!?!
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« Reply #1034 on: 13 Jan 2009, 22:44 »

Okay I found my camera, what do you guys think?



sorry for flash and horrible angle, new to cameras
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1035 on: 14 Jan 2009, 00:56 »

you kind of look like that guy from that movie, that thing you do. the lead singer that ended up being a bitch to liv tyler. or maybe fez. or maybe a hybrid of the two.

not really constructive. sorry.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1036 on: 14 Jan 2009, 01:00 »

Keep the style but get it shorter, it's at basically the worst length it can be right now.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1037 on: 14 Jan 2009, 01:17 »

Alternately, the length is fine but it is way too neat and structured. Get some product in there and muss it up a bit, homes.
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« Reply #1038 on: 14 Jan 2009, 01:23 »

One of the two anyway.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1039 on: 14 Jan 2009, 01:25 »

HAIR ADVICE DOUBLE-TEAM
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1040 on: 14 Jan 2009, 01:35 »

Comb over = pretty terrible.
Side swept = pretty fantastic.

Example:



A little longer, messier:

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« Reply #1041 on: 14 Jan 2009, 07:44 »

Bottom right looks like a sexier version of tommy.
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« Reply #1042 on: 14 Jan 2009, 07:52 »

Bottom left turned me gay.
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« Reply #1043 on: 14 Jan 2009, 09:52 »

Both of them, hot damn..

Do you think I could pull either one off guys? I've been thinking of growing my hair out again but not to the extent it used to be.
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« Reply #1044 on: 14 Jan 2009, 11:11 »

Yeah, your hair is kinda curly when it's long, right? Good potential for the bottom right cut at least.
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« Reply #1045 on: 14 Jan 2009, 19:49 »

Yeah but how do I turn this into that?
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« Reply #1046 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:26 »

Fuck that shit get a mohawk Gene
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« Reply #1047 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:43 »

Well, my hair is short now.

And all these brosephs at my school have quiffs and it is just bleh. I want to steer clear of that territory. I dunno if I'm tru punx enough for a real mohawk.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1048 on: 14 Jan 2009, 22:02 »

I just put some type of product in mine and use a blow dryer on cool and my hands to put it in place, to make it more messy-looking.  Possibly I little bit of a straightener inbetween.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1049 on: 14 Jan 2009, 22:56 »

Yeah but how do I turn this into that?

Go get your hair cut in that fashion - take a picture if you want. And if necessary, ask how to maintain it.
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