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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2550 on: 05 Nov 2010, 16:12 »

That is cool but that girl would be equally if not more adorable if you just removed the mohawk.

Probably a little less badass I suppose.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2551 on: 06 Nov 2010, 17:39 »

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2552 on: 06 Nov 2010, 17:46 »

I think it looks better!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2553 on: 06 Nov 2010, 17:49 »

It looked better the second time I opened the thread than the first!

You look way younger, though. It's weird how much of a difference hair makes.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2554 on: 06 Nov 2010, 17:56 »

Maybe if you could look like you weren't totally disappointed with how it turned out...
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2555 on: 06 Nov 2010, 17:56 »

That second picture makes me wonder why you didn't just save it until your conscription time.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2556 on: 06 Nov 2010, 17:57 »

Maybe if you could look like you weren't totally disappointed with how it turned out...

Jens can't help if he has Jensface
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2557 on: 06 Nov 2010, 18:10 »

jens get some razors, shave that down it is so good.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2558 on: 06 Nov 2010, 18:36 »

Jens you look better with hair.

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2559 on: 06 Nov 2010, 21:15 »

The two things that ran through my head: 1) You have a nice shaped head, so it works. 2) Hot damn is your head going to get cold. Please wear a warm hat!
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« Reply #2560 on: 06 Nov 2010, 21:17 »

Actually yeah dude, you picked a weird time of year to shave yr head, Henry Bro-llins
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« Reply #2561 on: 06 Nov 2010, 21:22 »

shaving your head is really brave. it's a strange act because it completely liberates you from any sort of head maintenance whatsoever and probably feels really weird as hell too. it's probably worth doing at least once in your life just to know what it's like. i've considered shaving my head a bunch of times for that reason, i keep my hair so short that it would probably grow back in five or six months anyway.

i think it's a cool thing you did, guy.
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« Reply #2562 on: 07 Nov 2010, 08:36 »

In the summer I buzzed it, not shaved but it was similar. It is really liberating and a little scary even if it doesn't look that good it feels amazing. Good Job Jens, also people are gonna wanna touch yr head.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2563 on: 08 Nov 2010, 03:03 »

You look odd - but not because you personally look odd, just that you look like a different, similar-to-Jens-but-not-Jens person. Like if you had a cousin with no hair.
Can't make a decision but it's interesting.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2564 on: 08 Nov 2010, 05:34 »

it completely liberates you from any sort of head maintenance whatsoever

The best part is you can just rub your dome with some soap and you're done with cleaning it!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2565 on: 08 Nov 2010, 09:19 »

it's not like I'm real proud of being white!

But would you say you're uh...guilty of being white?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2566 on: 08 Nov 2010, 11:15 »

Apparently if (when) I come to visit Europe (Italy & Germany), I should refrain from wearing black or brown shirts, which tragically cuts out like half of the shirts I wear.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2567 on: 08 Nov 2010, 11:18 »

They're only a problem if you do the whole look; skip the jackboots and the goosestep, and you'll be fine.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2568 on: 08 Nov 2010, 11:21 »

Apparently if (when) I come to visit Europe (Italy & Germany), I should refrain from wearing black or brown shirts, which tragically cuts out like half of the shirts I wear.

Somebody is playing "let's see what we can make the foreigner believe" with you.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2569 on: 16 Nov 2010, 22:56 »

Hey guys, I need some advice. About my hair.







I left it messy for the photo because after half an hour of work that is how it will look (if not worse) - I need a hair style that can be maintained easily even when confronted with physical work and crazy winds.

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2570 on: 16 Nov 2010, 23:03 »

I honestly wanna say that you are making that right there work pretty well.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2571 on: 16 Nov 2010, 23:06 »

Truth.  I would encourage you to take 3/4 of an inch or so off the back, just to take it solidly out of mullet territory.  But I like the top and sides as they are.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2572 on: 16 Nov 2010, 23:11 »

keep the back a lot shorter than the front and sides. i have short hair and a seething hate for maintenance as well and that seems to work pretty well for me. it's also a hairstyle that can usually grow out for a good couple of months without looking too terrible.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2573 on: 17 Nov 2010, 00:47 »

Dude when did your arms get so buff? I missed that.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2574 on: 17 Nov 2010, 01:14 »

What they said.
Especially what Katie said.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2575 on: 17 Nov 2010, 01:57 »

I filled out a lot about 12-18 months ago I guess?

Also thanks guys.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2576 on: 17 Nov 2010, 03:21 »

You look very Australian.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2577 on: 17 Nov 2010, 05:55 »

Yeah, if you want lower maintenance, just trim up the back. Otherwise, looking good!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2578 on: 17 Nov 2010, 14:15 »

I just got a curling iron with a waving attachment. BEST THING
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2579 on: 17 Nov 2010, 14:24 »

You look very Australian.
Concur!
Spluff guy you should get a rat-tail.


Somebody is playing "let's see what we can make the foreigner believe" with you.

See we read about the brown-shirts and black-shirts in history class and I am a skinhead who likes brown and black shirts a lot so and also I am the canadian ever-worried about offending so I am pretty susceptible to suggestion right here.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2580 on: 17 Nov 2010, 14:31 »

Yeah. Trim up the back, otherwise it is good.

What routine are you on?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2581 on: 17 Nov 2010, 19:18 »

I say leave the back, but I like mullets and rattails, I miss my mohawk.

This is what my hair is looking like right now, should I cut it down again or just stay patient?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2582 on: 21 Nov 2010, 12:58 »

Blog Thread I am thinking about growing my hair out again, but gosh does it ever take a long time, so I need to be sure I'm doing the right thing.

So, Ultimate Doveylooks Thunderdome: Two Doveys Enter, One Dovey Leaves.



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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2583 on: 21 Nov 2010, 13:28 »

I say grow it out, it won't take that long. Took me about a year to get to a respectable length. Keep in mind though, you will have to go through The Stage.
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« Reply #2584 on: 21 Nov 2010, 13:35 »

I know D:

Results of this poll are binding, by the way. (unless I change my mind, natch)
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2585 on: 21 Nov 2010, 13:44 »

I prefer your current shorter swooshy hair

also that is the saddest moustache in that first picture
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« Reply #2586 on: 21 Nov 2010, 13:54 »

I like longhair Dovey, he looks less hipster and more super-friendly guy you want to hang with.
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« Reply #2587 on: 21 Nov 2010, 14:10 »

Short suave hair all the way, sir.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2588 on: 21 Nov 2010, 14:18 »

short!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2589 on: 21 Nov 2010, 14:33 »

I guess the moral of the story is that Dovey is A Guy You Want to Hang With

and also a Guy Who Refers To Himself in The Third Person Now, Apparently
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« Reply #2590 on: 21 Nov 2010, 14:51 »

So I was really busy last week and never shaved and now my face is all hairy.  I'm trying to decide whether I should just shave and be done with it or hold out for a beard. Now, I know we're largely pro-beard on this forum, but I either need encouragement or for someone to talk some sense into me, whatever the case may be.



Basically I am trying to forsee by opinion poll whether beardy Alex will be a sexy Alex or just a goofy-lookin' Alex

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2591 on: 21 Nov 2010, 15:32 »

That doesn't look so bad dude. And it's cold there right? Give it another week, see how it looks.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2592 on: 21 Nov 2010, 16:28 »

dovey keep it short you fuckface
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2593 on: 21 Nov 2010, 16:38 »

fuck you man how come you get to have long hair and not me you stupid punk
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2594 on: 21 Nov 2010, 16:46 »


This is what my hair is looking like right now, should I cut it down again or just stay patient?

I say leave it short.  It looks really cute on you. My girl had a mohawk and then a chelsea hawk and ya both were cute, i still like it best when she had just a straight chelsea though.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2595 on: 21 Nov 2010, 17:46 »

fuck you man how come you get to have long hair and not me you stupid punk
If you go long you mustn't grow that beard, it looks nasty. I like the short myself but I suspect it's the beard putting me off long.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2596 on: 21 Nov 2010, 18:05 »

OK third option: Longish hair clean shave Dovey:

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2597 on: 21 Nov 2010, 18:13 »

I am standing by my guns, you with long hair just is not doing it for me.

and De_El that actually looks like the beginnings of a pretty good beard that seems like it's going to fit your face great, go for it man
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2598 on: 21 Nov 2010, 18:31 »

Dovey, you look good with long hair, but you look So Good with your current hair style. I will be said if you decide to grow it out.

But you know what, hair is meant to be grown out and then chopped back off. I can deal with being sad if you grow it out and then chop it off later. I am growing mine out. Maybe it's just the season to grow out your hair.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2599 on: 21 Nov 2010, 18:45 »

funny, I am thinking about chopping more of my hair off. It must be hair chopping season down here.
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