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Unsurprisingly, The Speed Racer Film Looks Garish And Terrifying
tomselleck69:
What have I stolen? Your INNOCENCE?
Okay okay okay you got me. What they ARE doing is removing all the car racing scenes and substituting them with endurance racing with motorcycles, snowmobiles and the yeti. Unfortunately, the yeti can't handle the heat of the race track and doesn't have a legal international drivers license, so Brad Pitt (Mr. Smith) has to get the yeti back to Tibet within Se7en years using only his street motorcycle and snowmobiles, otherwise his head will end up in a Chinese takeout box and the Yeti will be in Clear and Present Danger of running into the dangerous Fugitive Harrison Ford (Mr. Smith), played by Wesley Snipes (Mr. Smith) from U.S. Marshals. Since the Wachowskis have run into some 11th-hour balking with the Racowicz estate, they have decided to scrap the whole Speed Racer idea and make the project a sequel to Mr. and Mrs. Smith a la the Matrix entitled (I believe) Mr. and Mr. Smith's Se7en Year Voyage to Tibet with Yeti on Motorcycle and Snowmobile.
bryanthelion:
I watched the trailer again. Still looks like a pretty fun movie.
Also, I second the person who said they should talk really really fast.
Tom:
--- Quote from: tomselleck69 on 09 Dec 2007, 17:02 ---Mr. and Mr. Smith's Se7en Year Voyage to Tibet with Yeti on Snowmobile and Motorcycle Diaries.
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0bsessions:
--- Quote from: tomselleck69 on 09 Dec 2007, 17:02 ---What have I stolen? Your INNOCENCE?
Okay okay okay you got me. What they ARE doing is removing all the car racing scenes and substituting them with endurance racing with motorcycles, snowmobiles and the yeti. Unfortunately, the yeti can't handle the heat of the race track and doesn't have a legal international drivers license, so Brad Pitt (Mr. Smith) has to get the yeti back to Tibet within Se7en years using only his street motorcycle and snowmobiles, otherwise his head will end up in a Chinese takeout box and the Yeti will be in Clear and Present Danger of running into the dangerous Fugitive Harrison Ford (Mr. Smith), played by Wesley Snipes (Mr. Smith) from U.S. Marshals. Since the Wachowskis have run into some 11th-hour balking with the Racowicz estate, they have decided to scrap the whole Speed Racer idea and make the project a sequel to Mr. and Mrs. Smith a la the Matrix entitled (I believe) Mr. and Mr. Smith's Se7en Year Voyage to Tibet with Yeti on Motorcycle and Snowmobile.
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Sold.
MusicScribbles:
tomselleck has just given me reason to see this movie. Garish and terrifying is no longer a problem.
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