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Schoolyard Stories
Johnny C:
Our swingset was old and the chains were rusted. One day while I was on them the chain connected to the seat of my swing rusted through right as I was coming down from the apex of my swing. Sadly the majority of my classmates took this to mean I was fat.
It's odd to think that grade school was probably in the long run a worse time for me than high school, but there you have it.
yelley:
a primary school story by yelley
once upon a time there was a catholic school that made its students pray before doing anything. we prayed in the morning, before lunch, before our class trip down to the bathrooms, and before going home. one day, a little boy in yelley's class was acting up during the pre-bathroom trip prayer. he refused to sit still and pray with the rest of the class, so as punishment the teacher made him stay in the classroom while the rest of the class went on their scheduled afternoon bathroom break. later that school day, after being denied his bathroom time, the little boy urinated in his pants and all over the floor, unable to hold it in any longer. the rest of the class laughed at him and the teacher was very angry with him. she called his parents to come and pick him up immediately, and made him sit in his urine soaked chair until they arrived.
the end.
Johnny C:
Super-professional.
PacoSees:
Stories like that remind me why I'm not religious any more.
Johnny C:
Because some people are shitty teachers? :?
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